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Home Columns A Cup O' Kapeng Barako Are Democrats Faggots? Ask Ann Coulter.
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Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:05

A Cup o' Kapeng Barako

I think I am having an attack of the so-called writers’ block. I don’t know how to begin this story.

RANDOM THOUGHTS keep coming into my head. I couldn’t focus on one thought, snare that thought and develop it into a story. My mind keeps jumping from one thought to another.

Perhaps, if we DYOK first, it might help me get out of this rut and jumpstart my old lethargic mind. These were sent to me by "Uncle Ben" Giovanelli of Chicago. The first one gave me a chuckle; the second one, a hyena’s howl.

Here’s the first: "At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, ‘Aren’t you wearing you wedding ring on the wrong finger?’ Answered the other, ‘Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.’"

Here’s the second: "A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: HUSBAND WANTED. The next day, she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’"

Ain’t that a riot? Hey, Uncle Ben, thanks for the laughter. We, Fil-Ams, need to laugh more at corny dyoks. We are too serious and too grumpy and too sour. I, too, have a dyok. It’s true and written in haiku:

"Bush lied. People died.

"Memories faded. Scooter skated."

Lest we forget, the number of deaths of our troops, as I write this, is now: 3, 602 … and counting! The wounded: over 27,000 … and counting! And half of these wounded can never function as normal human beings again! On the part of the Iraqis: hundreds of thousands of dead and wounded … and counting!

A RANDOM THOUGHT: As to Scooter, y’all know him, right? I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, was a White House aide and was VP Dick Cheney’s chief of staff. Mr. Bush, the Decider, intervened to keep Scooter out of prison by commuting the former aide’s 30-month prison term. Scooter was convicted of LYING to federal prosecutors about his role in a White House leak of a covert CIA agent’s identity. I suppose, LIARS and THIEVES, and birds of the same feather, flock together …

ANOTHER RANDOM THOUGHT: Do y’all know that according to a study conducted by three University of Indiana scholars, Fox News pundit Bill O’Reilley’s daily commentaries contain an average of 8.88 instances of name-calling per minute, or one INSULT every 6.8 seconds … and that his favorite defense from insults hurl back at him at him is: "So’s your mother!" Reilly, you motherf…!!!

Hey, what about that ultra-conservative WACKO pundit named, Ann Coulter? She shrilled that former North Carolina senator and president wannabe John Edwards and all Democrats are "FAGGOTS" and snickered that Hillary Clinton has "chubby little legs."

Coulter, as described by syndicated columnist Maureen Downey, is a "cheap character assassin in black sheath and heels … a Paris Hilton of the right, admired as much for her blonde good looks and her short skirts as her unapologetic viciousness against Democrats."

In other words, she’s vile and she’s got bile.

But I did look closely at Hillary’s legs. It’s true, she’s got "chubby little legs." And Sen. Edwards do look like a pretty little "faggot" with that coif.

ANOTHER RANDOM THOUGHT: When it comes to the war in Iraq, said David Broder, of the Washington Post, there’s a "major disconnect between public opinion and Washington reality."

Every poll now indicates that MOST Americans think Iraq is not worth the loss of American lives. Yet despite of Mr. Bush’s veto of a military-spending bill that included timetables for troop withdrawals, Democrats ain’t doing nothing.

May I ask: Is the will of the people being THWARTED? You bet it is!

But Broder said, "In a word, yes – but not indefinitely. The beauty of our constitutional system is that while the President runs the military, the people pick the President. And history shows that wars do end when the American people say they must."

So if the war in Iraq doesn’t wind down with Bush still in the White House, "rest assured," Broder added, "the endgame is almost certain to happen in 2008, when we elect a new commander in chief."

So, as we wait for 2008, we’ll count the dead and the wounded and watch helplessly as the spiraling violence, carnage and mayhem unfold before our eyes and spill into our living room.

I think that’s sick. I think our Democratic leaders are all paranoid of being seen as doves and the "cut-and-run" type. I really think they all have been NEUTERED, and that Ann Coulter maybe right when she said that: "DEMOCRATS ARE FAGGOTS!!!"

PS: Hey, I think my writers’ block is gone. JJ

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