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Mar 28th
Home Columns A Cup O' Kapeng Barako On Treason, Obama, IQ and Acrobatic Sex
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Thursday, 29 November 2007 08:30

“Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace.”      

                Elbert Hubbard

I don’t know how y’all feel about it, but I think it’s treason.  


Scott McClellan, Mr. Bush’s former White House mouthpiece, has released excerpts from his book, titled, “What Happened,” with startling information implicating Mr. Bush, VP Dick Cheney and Karl Rove in the OUTING of CIA agent, Valerie Plame … and LIES that they said to justify attacking Iraq, a country that posed no threat whatsoever to our nation’s security.

If we are to flourish as a democratic country with all the checks and balances, these people who have trashed our Constitution, given away lives of so many of our soldiers, killed thousands of innocent Iraqi citizens and drained our treasures almost to the point of bankruptcy MUST be held accountable.  They must be indicted and tried in court … IMPEACHED and sent to prison. 

Nobody should be exempt or above the law.

(Editor's Note: Please see related article, a satire

Top Ten Reasons Why Senator Obama Is a Foreign-Relations Expert)


ON OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE: Speaking in IOWA last week, Senator Barack HUSSIEN Obama boasted that his “exotic upbringing, his Kenya family and his years of growing up in different countries has given him the opportunity to see the world with more understanding,” and helped form his “judgment” in resisting the war in Iraq.

“”I spent four years living overseas when I was a child living in Southeast Asia,” he said.  “If you don’t understand these cultures then it’s very hard for you to make GOOD FOREIGN POLICY DECISIONS.  Foreign policy is all about judgment.”

BUT Senator Hillary Clinton didn’t buy that.  Knowing that Obama’s foreign policy experience is as thin as his physique, she pounced on him and told a crowd in Iowa:  “With all due respect, I don’t think LIVING IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY between the ages of 6 and 10 is foreign-policy experience.”

Right on!  I don’t care what y’all call Ms. Hillary: “Witch,” “Bitch,” “Chilly Hilly,” “Her Royal Thighness,” or whatever.  One thing for sure, she’s no dingbat.  She’s got wit.  She’s quick on her feet.  And, she’s got … grande cojones, figuratively speaking, of course.  Mucho bigger than Obama’s.  Or even that of Giuliani’s, the GOP frontrunner for the presidential nomination. 

Ms. Hillary is gonna beat them both!  One at a time.  First Obama, then Giuliani.  Bet me and I bet ya, you gonna lose.

If this country is stupid enough to elect another Republican President, then this country deserves anything it gets.

“With all due respect, I don’t think living in a foreign country between the ages of 6 and 10 is foreign-policy experience” - Mrs. Clinton

According to a national survey, African-American voters favor Hillary Clinton more than Barack Obama.  The New York senator was viewed favorably by 83 percent, compared to Obama’s 70 percent.  One of the reasons for Clinton’s lead in this poll was the economic success African-Americans experienced during her husband’s time in the White House.

The other reason is obvious, but it’s too POLITICALLY INCORRECT to say.  But, if I must say it: Yes, the other reason is because he’s BLACK and his middle name is HUSSEIN.  And I don’t think America is ready for an African-American President, whose middle is HUSSEIN.

ON HILLARY’S VP: Did y’all hear?  Bill Clinton, always out front, already is saying that Hillary’s running mate should be Kucinich.  Elizabeth Kucinich, that is.  Okay, it’s a bad joke.  Sorry.

A PARDON FOR A TURKEY: So, we learned that Mr. Bush, again, this year, pardoned a turkey Thanksgiving Day.  When he was governor of Texas, he never pardoned nor delayed an execution of a death row inmate in any given day.

IQ’S OF RACES: The science of modern genetic had found evidences that the races are not, strictly speaking, the same.  Repeated testing conducted on different continents show racial variations in IQ.  Whites have an average IQ of about 100, while Africans and African-Americans average from 70 to 85 … and, Asians, from 106 to 113.

Critics content that IQ testing is based on WHITE, EUROPEAN SOCIAL NORMS.  If that’s the case, why then do Asians do best of all?  Another question, if y’all don’t mind: Are Filipinos Asians or Hispanics?  In our history books, we’ve claimed that we are of the Malay race.  What da hell is the Malay race?  It rhymes with palay.  And palay connotes the magsasaka and his carabao….    

ACROBATIC SEX: According to a news alert from China, doctors there are warning their countrymen NOT to try to imitate the acrobatic sex scenes in Ang Lee’s movie, “Lust, Caution,” lest they suffer “unnecessary physical harm.”  The movie is about a love affair during World War II and it’s very popular in China.  Moviegoers have flooded the theaters to watch the uncensored version. 

A hospital official said, “Most of the sexual maneuvers are in abnormal body positions.  Only women and men that have gymnastics or yoga experience are able to perform them.”

I’ve always wanted to be a movie star.  If only Ang Lee had given me the opportunity to a screen test, with all my yoga skills and experience, I could have starred in that Chinese movie.  No such luck yet.  But I am not giving up hope.  Until that day when I hit the big screen, I’ll just keep on practicing my yoga … behind close doors.

By the way, did y’all watch on CNN the You Tube Debate of the goofy GOPS that was held in St. Petersburg, Florida Wednesday night?  Aside from Ron Paul, all of them were CLONES of Mr. Bush, mouthing off what he has been saying and will be saying till the end of his term: WE’LL STAYON COURSE!!!

And I repeat: If this country is STUPID enough to elect another Republican President, then this country deserves anything it gets! -JJ

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Last Updated on Thursday, 29 November 2007 08:41

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