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Columns - A Cup O' Kapeng Barako
Saturday, 06 November 2010 11:52



By Jesse Jose

A Cup O' Kapeng Barako 


Y es ngarud, last Tuesday, majority of voters across America angrily roared their discontent on the policies of BHO. Yes indeed, the message is clear: They want him out. 


Well, he's halfway out. Two years from now, he'll be out of the door completely, that's for sure. 


And good riddance, I say! He ain't no good, anyway. He's merely full of baloney. Fooled a lot of people with his theatrical rhetoric and promises that remain unfulfilled.


Propelled by the America's deep economic woes, a health care that sucks for the majority of Americans, a reckless spending that created a deficit of 13.4 trillion of dollars that mostly benefited the palamunins and parasites of America, delivered a net gain for the GOPs of 60 seats in the House and six seats in the Senate.


Yesiree, that's clearly a kick on Obama's butt.


M ost voters said they believed that President Obama's policies had "hurt the economy and would hurt it in the long run, rather than help it." And, as Republican leader Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky, said: "The most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term President."


I fully concur, Senator. 


Yes, for America's sake, let's achieve that!


"The American people's voice was heard at the ballot box," said Rep. John Boehner of Ohio, who would now become the Speaker of the House, replacing Nancy "Done Nothing" Pelosi. 


"We have real work to do, and this is not the time for celebration," Mr. Boehner added.


Okey ngarud, Mr. Speaker-to-be. I suppose, the real celebration will come on November of 2012, ha? Okay, I'll shut my mouth na. But one more time for emphasis, and for pang-iinis of Obama's lapdogs:


Buti nga!  Natalo yung partido ng Baluga! 


Whoo-hoo!  JJ    




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1 Sunday, 05 December 2010 00:39

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

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