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Monday, 29 October 2007 13:35


Dateline Los Angeles, California, Oct. 29, 2007, a Scoop by the Coconut News Network (the Other CNN Kuno)


In a remarkable coincidence, the announcement by a Filipino-American medical team of its new discovery happens on a day that author Tom DeFrank launches his new book based on his interviews with former President Gerald R. Ford, Jr.

In his book entitled, "Write It When I’m Gone," Mr. DeFrank alleged that Ex-President Ford called former President Bill Clinton a "sex addict."

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The Fil-Am medical team has finished successfully with its clinical trials on its "anti-sex" pill and it expects the approval soon from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). The Fil-Am discovery reduces dramatically the sexual desire of, and apparently the testosterone level in, men, rendering them virtually impotent for four hours or more. The Fil-Am team is composed of two physicians, two biologists, three chemists and one chemical engineer. The team members will reveal their identities after the FDA gives the new medical discovery its approval. They said that their trademark-and-patent attorney told them to "lie low" pending the approval of their application with the Patents’ Office.

The Filipino-American medical scientists decided to name their discovery after former President Clinton. They have decided to call it "Billagra," which performs the opposite of the sex-enhancement pill trademarked the "Viagra."

The Fil-Am team said that "Billagra" would come in handy should Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton win the Democratic nomination and then the presidential election in November 2008. The pill would virtually eliminate the sexual drive of the First Gentleman and, therefore, assure the Second Clinton Administration of a sex-scandal-free term. # # #



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