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Home Sections Humor & Satire Trump Loyalists Prepare To Join Ex-POTUS In Exile?
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Written by Bobby M. Reyes   
Sunday, 08 November 2020 10:01

SUNDAY's SATIRE. Dateline Los Angeles, CA. November 8, 2020.

An exclusive report by Goliath Letterman.

T he Coconut News Network (CNNkuno) reports that some Filipino-American Trump Loyalists are preparing themselves to join the defeated President if he and his family seek exile abroad. Some American wags and humorists of Filipino descent coined an acronym for them. The moniker is "FATLOY."

Wags also claim that by the next Lunar New Year, the Trump loyalists may use the Chinese greeting, "Kung Hei FATLOY, oops, Fat Choy."

The FATLOYs include Catholic priests, pastors, a Mormon elder (who heads a Los Angeles, CA-based temple), several businessmen with degrees obtained from leading schools of business, lawyers, realtors, former and current presidents of chambers of commerce, leaders of Catholic-faith groups like the Marriage Encounter, "Born Again" Christians and plain kibitzers. 

Many of the FATLOYs have been praying for divine intervention that would persuade the U.S. Supreme Court to invalidate all mailed-in ballots and allow only in-person voting results. They refuse to take note that the state laws (and not the laws enacted by the U.S. Congress) govern the conduct of all elections. And that several State Supreme Courts have already ruled against the suits filed by Republican-Party lawyers to stop the tabulation of mailed-in, and absentee, ballots. The FATLOYs counter that "nothing can stop god (spelled lower case) in proclaiming Mr. Trump the duly re-elected President."

An overwhelming number of Filipino-American voters is composed of Democrats and independents. Many of them that voted for the Biden-Harris slate wish the FATLOYs a lot of luck. Some even said that they would present the Fil-Am Republicans with bottles of Kool-Aid drinks as parting gifts.

The CNNkuno reporters said that some adult children of the FATLOYs want to petition the Superior Courts of Los Angeles County and/or other Southern California counties to declare some of the FATLOYs as "mentally incompetent," as they plan to sell their houses and liquidate their businesses to join the Trumps in exile. Most of the adult children of the FATLOYs voted for the Democratic slates -- up-and-down the ballot races.

As news of the FATLOY Movement spread in the Republican circles, some of the other minority groups that supported the Trump re-election bid also allegedly formed similar organizations. In Florida, Cuban-American Trump supporters have allegedly formed the "Cuban-American Trump Loyalists" (CATLOYs). And they are reportedly calling their leader, a member of the U.S. Senate, as "Sen. Marco CATLOY." The Venezuelan-American supporters of the POTUS are allegedly calling themselves the "VATLOYs."

What good acronyms will Trump supporters and their adversaries think of next? # # # 


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