Erap Jokes - Erap Drunk and Dancing |
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Sections - Humor & Satire | |||
Written by Allan Albert | |||
Tuesday, 02 October 2007 02:43 | |||
Erap thought it was a boring party so he kept drinking his Blue Label to get him through the night. Then he saw a lady in a white gown. "Reli, that's the lady I like," Erap said. "She is a non-conformist and a rebel. I think I will ask her to dance." "Madam, would you care to dance with the President of the Republic?" Erap asked. The lady replied, "No, and I will give you 3 reasons why. Reason No. 1, I don't know how to dance." "That's a legitimate reason," Erap remarked. "Reason No. 2, you are drunk," the lady continued. "That's your opinion," Erap said. "Reason No. 3, I am Cardinal Sin."
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