Compiled by LOLO Bobby M. Reyes of Sorsogon City and West Covina, CA.

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ue to insistent demand by our readers, we will reprint in 2009 the various entries in the forthcoming book, “ERAP-SPEAK” (still unpublished). This particular article contains also the contributions of our readers Rey Arthur (a pen name) and Mike Kolberg (real name).

* President Erap and the First Lady were walking down the road. The First Lady said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The President immediately covers one of his eyes and says, "Where?"

* After taking his medicine Erap was seen jumping up and down. Why? He explained: "I forgot to shake the bottle."

* Jinggoy, the President's son, lost his dog and wanted to put an ad in the newspaper. But Dad Erap said: "It's no use. The dog can't read."

* Erap's doctor told him that exercise would enable the body to develop more resistance and kill germs. Erap said, "It's silly. How can you get germs to exercise?"

* After reading "Les Miserables," Erap still could not figure out which of the characters was "Les."

* Erap was asked if any big men had been born in his town and his reply was, "No, only little babies."

* Asked to spell Mississippi, Erap said: "Which one, the river or the state?"

* Erap denies the charge that he's illiterate. He said that he could prove his parents were married.

* The Filipino people now know that that their problem is not "komunismo." Nor is their problem "imperialismo." The problem is Erap "lo mismo."

* Pierce Brosnan resigned from being James Bond and was replaced by a Filipino actor named Joseph Estrada, AKA Agent "IQ 007". The first movie is "His Brain Is Not Enough"

* Contrary to what people say, Erap is quite witty. When a reporter asked why the nose of (the then) Executive Secretary Ronnie Zamora is big, Erap said it was because Mr. Zamora's fingers are that   big. # # #