Perhaps people with a disarming sense of humor can send this MabuhayRadio version of the HorrorScope, oops, Horoscope, to their pals, especially their former friends (FFs). This was taken from a version that is being passed on like a "chain letter" in the Internet World. And there are Filipino and Filipino-American suckers who are being born every day (the so-called Born-Again Suckers.) Below are the make-believe descriptions of the zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. And the chain letter says that if one tries ignoring or changing it, and the first thing one will notice is that he/she should have a horrible day starting the next morning – and it only gets worse from there. This just proves that with your pals who are zodiac-sign addicts, then, who would need enemies? But then according to Don Vito, you keep your friends close and your enemies, closer.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter Patient (like the hospital patients) and wise like their physicians? Practical and rigid. Ambitious like Caesar but must watch out for Brutus-like friends. Tends to be good-looking like most Bicolnons. Humorous and funny like Poet-pundit Fred Burce Bunao. Can be a bit shy and reserved like Mr. Bunao. Often pessimists, although loves to drink bottoms-up half-empty bottles of wine or beer. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges like Ludy Corrales. Like competition. Get what they want, whether legal or not, like the NaFFAA NEOs. Twenty years of bad luck for your FFs if they do not forward it to their enemies.

TAURUS - The Enduring One Charming but aggressive like Apo Ernie Gange. Can come off as boring when they are elected to the Bored of Directors of any association or company, but they are not. Hard working like Ed Navarra. Warm-hearted like Willie DeChavez. Strong, has endurance, especially if he/she is taking energy drinks. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways like Jay Caedo. Not looking for shortcuts but can cut corners like teenage drivers. Take pride in their beauty like many Filipino women. Patient (even if not confined in a hospital) and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice like Eddie Ilarde. Loving and kind. Loves hard – passionate (again) like Ms. Anita ... Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums like most grandchildren. Determined. Indulge themselves often like the NaFFAA NEOs. Very generous, especially to in-laws. Twelve years of bad luck for your FFs if they do not forward it to their enemies.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One Good-natured optimist like most Filipino optometrists and eye doctors. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome) but likes to add inches to his/her height. Indulges self. Boastful like the perrytale writer. Likes luxuries and gambling like most Filipino visitors to Las Vegas. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes like the perrytale writer. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious like Anita, the Filipino Fairy Godmother. Doesn't like rules like Bobby Manasan. Sometimes hypocritical like Rodel Rodis, et al. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes (like Ben Menor?). Doesn't like being doubted like Tito Cortez (Ben Menor’s former brother-in-law). Beautiful inside and out. Fourteen years of bad luck for your FFs if they do not forward it to their enemies.

~Send away!!~ ready ........ set............ GO!
Here are your rewards if you forward this article to your friends:
1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
8-12 people = 1day of luck
13-17 people = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1month of luck
23-27 people = 3 months of luck
28-32 people = 7 months of luck
33-37 people = 1year of luck
38 and more = a very lucky life!

But if you do not believe in the zodiac signs, take heart. Filipino comedian Mariano Contreras (AKA Pugo) answered, "Das a las of nonsense" (That’s a lot of nonsense) when asked about the horoscope.

Well, if Readers managed to read up to this point, it simply proves that they have lots of time. Or perhaps they are entering the Golden Age (of retirees and senior citizens).

And finally, if you wondered why the best attributes were given to Bobby Reyes? He is the editor and he gets to edit everything. OK, ngarud?