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Written by Bobby M. Reyes & Goliath Letterman   
Saturday, 23 January 2016 01:22

By Bobby M. Reyes and Goliath Letterman

Here are allegedly the top 10 reasons why many Republican Establishment leaders are doing their best to defeat Donald Trump in the coming primary contests:

10. Some of the GOP conservative leaders think that if Mr. Trump wins the primary contests and is elected the President, his opponents may dub the presidential plane as "Hair Force One."

09. However, some of Mr. Trump's opponents think that people will call it the "Hare Force One," as in "Hare-brained President," especially if the presidential plane is turned into a "flying casino."

08. Some of the GOP leaders laugh at Mr. Trump's foreign-policy knowledge, as he thinks allegedly that Russia's 
national anthem is "From Russia With Love," as can be heard in this link:

07. Some of his opponents think that the much-publicized wall that Mr. Trump wants to build along the border with Mexico will actually be financed by a consortium of Chinese and French investors. There is no truth to the rumor that a President Trump will permit the Chinese to call it instead the "Great Wall of China-America Partnership." There is no truth either to the report that the French in turn will be permitted to name each gate as the "Arc de Trump," oops the "Arc de Triomphe."

06. Some "Born Again" Republican leaders think that Mr. Trump does not really belong to the Presbyterian Church for he is allegedly a "Praisebyterian" (sic) devotee, often praising his self-declared, self-serving virtues and values as a genius of a jack of all trades.

05. Some of his opponents think that a President Trump will use The White House as the venue of the Miss America and Miss Universe beauty pageants that he owns.

04. Some of the GOP leaders abhor the alleged idea of a President Trump turning The White House and the presidential retreat at Camp David into resorts complete with gaming facilities -- so as to reduce the federal deficit by the projected profits of the gambling operations.

03. There is no truth to the rumor that Mr. Trump is confused by the words "terrorist" and "errorist," as in a comedy of errors, especially those about corporate mistakes.

02. Some GOP leaders reportedly just shake their heads upon hearing the alleged Trump idea of wiping off some U.S.$19-trillion indebtedness of the U.S.A. There is no truth to the rumor that  a President Trump-led United States will declare a national bankruptcy, patterned after Mr. Trump's four corporate insolvency petitions in a bankruptcy court. And finally ...

01. There is no truth to the rumor that a President Trump will come up with a tit-for-tat foreign policy.This allegedly means that if the Chinese for instance will call President Trump a "Donald Duck," then he would in turn call his Chinese counterpart the "Peking Duck."

Wow. # # #

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